Sh*t my ex did

Sh*t my ex did:

• We went to a wedding for a friend of hers and she failed to arrange for someone to pick up her son from camp at the ferry docks. She then blamed me for it when he sat there for over two hours with no one knowing what to do with him, until they somehow tracked down my mother who called me as she drove down from her place to get him.
• Told me I was "the most ridiculous thing ever" when I started doing a daily exercise ride on my bicycle.
• Preferred to spend time with my father than with me. She regularly invited my father over on the one night a week I had my trivia and then pushed me out the door ("why are you still here?") once he got there.
• Had a "secret friendship" with a guy she met at a political fundraiser which I brought her to. Suddenly put a password on her phone and her computer. Changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated". Came home on a Monday afternoon after inexplicably not picking up her son at school and went straight to the bath and then slept on the couch for two days and shrieked when I tried to touch her. Inexplicably went to an STD clinic for an HIV test after two years of being together. Told me the birthday dinner she was organizing for me and my family was her way of bidding me a final fuck you.
• Drank by herself in the kitchen and even directly out of the bottle - I saw her doing it when she thought no one was watching.
• Yelled at her son 
• Failed to take her son to his Cub Scout meeting whenever I was not available to drive them. I would often return home to find her with booze on her breath and an explanation that he was too tired and did not want to go.